OPRAH TO RIHANNA: “HE (Chris Brown) WILL HIT YOU AGAIN!”
Oprah Tells Rihanna – He Will Hit You Again”
March 9th, 2009
A: Oh goodie! Gayle opens the discussion by reading (and sounding out) the entire police report. Oprah’s Friday’s are like hanging out with my Aunts & Uncles around the dinner table … and not in a cool engaging way.
L: HA! Oprah pronounces her name RHY-ANNA!
A: Won’t someone think of the children? The kids are already using a new phrase when they play video games, “I’m gonna Chris Brown you!” Call a PTA meeting quick and let’s burn his CD’s in the town square at 9PM! Sadly, you know her producers are on the other line trying to book Chris & Rihanna right now.
L: We’re listening to Oprah talk about it on Friday via internet and watching Matt Lauer on The Today Show wonder if Rihanna’s image has been tarnished on the TV. Is anyone else sick of hearing about these two and their abusive love?
A: The two are acting like nothing happened, and they’re really good at it. Chris knows he needs Rihanna on his side if he’s ever going to get his credibility back and now that he has her he’s not letting go. The police are trying to get her to testify against him but if that’s easily fixable with a shot gun wedding.
L: SHE WOULDN’T
A: She would.
L: Hit me so I know I’m not dreaming.
via L.A. Rag Mag.
