Chizmizan with Chuva

Chuva’s 15 minutes of fame was just extended…hahaha!

Mga ditseeeeeeeeeee!!  Talaga naman, kapag intriga - Chuva Chorva to the maximum level ang ditse ninyo.  Thanks to my very dear friend Pusa for the TIP. Nalaman ko through her na number three daw ang blog ng yours trulaloo sa Top Ten Most Scandalous Blogs of 2008 ng WikiPilipinas!!  O say ninyo!

Here’s the list:

• 1 Brian Gorrell
• 2 Tracy Isabel Borres
• 3 Chuvachienes
• 4 Ellen Tordesillas
• 5 Vicissitude
• 6 Bryanboy
• 7 Professional Heckler
• 8 Starmometer
• 9 Filipino Voices
• 10 Wall Street Journal Smart Money Wireless

Ang reason daw? Of course, ano pa ba? Ang issue ng “Coke Sniffing Scandal” tip received from a reader ng isang socialite na connected sa Politika. Anak yata ng Senador. And when I blogged about it and posted the pictured emailed to me, naubos ang bandwidth sa server ko sa mga taong dumagsa. And the fire exploded from there… to the Brian Gorrell Issue and then the Malacanang letter received by Chuva.

I have removed the post because all of my ads show the word DRAGON. As in DRAGON BALL Z, TOY DRAGONS, ARE DRAGONS REAL - - anovey?! Kailangang kumita no - pano kikita ang ads ko kung puro dragon. I didn’t remove the post because of the threat since there really was no threat. It was simply a request by Malacanang Palace to talk to me about the contents of my blog.

In any case, bad publicity is still publicity isn’t it? Kaya - WELKUM!!

Thanks to all the chikachorvas out there who constantly give me tips about these types of scandals.. ang bagong motto ni Chuva Chienes??  “Tell me a secret, and I promise I will tell the world!!”

COME ON AND SEND ME YOUR TIPS MGA CHORVALOOS!!  IF YOU WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW ABOUT IT - - CHUVA CAN DO!!!

YUN LANG POW!

Sarah Palin: A Grandma at 44

She doesn’t look like a granny to us! Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, 44, became a grandmother on Saturday when her 18-year-old daughter Bristol gave birth.

Bristol’s son, who weighed in at 7 lb., 7 oz., was named Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.

The name isn’t surprising when you consider the baby boy has an 8-month-old uncle named Trig — Grandma Sarah gave birth herself in April — and another uncle named Track!

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Oh My BOD!!! Fit to be Commander in Chief…Shirtless OBAMA in Hawaii

Sarah Palin pardons a turkey - watch the background..

This has been on the news for several days now. I find it hysterical that she ends up in these situations unintentionally but come on… she must approve the video before it is shown on TV - - or maybe not. Ha!

Peruvian association offers Obama hairless dog

AFP/OFF/File – A canine club in Peru offered US president-elect Barack Obama a Peruvian hairless dog, such as seen here, … 

LIMA (AFP) – A canine club in Peru offered a solution Tuesday to one of US president-elect Barack Obama’s most pressing dilemmas: where to find a White House dog suitable for his allergic daughter.

“We sent a letter to the (Peruvian) embassy in the United States offering a Peruvian hairless dog for Obama,” Claudia Galvez, president of the Association of Friends of Hairless Dogs of Peru (AFHDP), told AFP.

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Have you ever been RickRoll’d? How about McCain getting BarackRoll’d? Hilarious!

Barack Obama Win Inspires Pacquiao To Beat De La Hoya - Boxing News

YES WE CAN’ RINGS OUT  IN TEAM PACQUIAO/Ronnie Nathanielsz

The monumental victory of Sen. Barack Obama in the US presidential elections has not only inspired Americans and people around the world, his message of unflinching hope has also inspired Filipino ring idol and national treasure Manny Pacquiao.

Pacquiao, in his widely read column in the tabloid Abante which is carried on philboxing.com says president-elect Obama’s cry “Yes we can” at a huge victory rally in Chicago Wednesday (Manila Time)  was also his battle-cry and the battle-cry of Team Pacquiao.

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In case you missed it. Barack Obama’s Victory Speech last night…

Part I

Part II

If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.

It’s the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen, by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different, that their voices could be that difference.

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Our President-Elect - Mr. Barack Obama!!! Woohoo!

This is the very first time that I have voted for a President.  Granted, I would have been more ecstatic if Hillary Clinton is the person that I’m cheering for today - but the change we need and the change we hoped is here under the Barack Obama Administration.  I am elated and at a loss for words.

CONGRATULATIONS BARACK OBAMA! OUR 44th PRESIDENT!!!

Today is THE DAY~! Let’s ROCK THE VOTE!!!

 

Sarah Palin falls for a prank from a comic who posed as “Nicolas Sarkosy”

Have a listen to dozy Sarah Palin getting hoaxed by a comic posing as French president Nicolas Sarkozy who suggested they go hunting together:

Marc-Antoine Audette told her in a phone call: “I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun.”

But Palin joked that they shouldn’t take vice president Dick Cheney, who shot a hunting pal by accident. She said they could have fun while they work.

“We could kill two birds with one stone,” she said.

The Republican vice presidential hopeful admitted she wants to be president “maybe in eight years”.

The most hilarious line was “Like you, I can see Belgium from my ass (or was it house - couldn’t tell from the accent)” Hahaha!

Source

Colorado’s Got Talent - Artist creates a Barack O’ Lantern

Right on Facebook.com - you will see a Filipino artist from Colorado has created an Obama Pumpkin (dubbed now as the “Barack O’ Lantern).  It’s the most amazing artwork I’ve seen in a long time.  Just imagine carving it for hours only to turn out so well.  It looks a bit awful in the light… but wait till you see the finished product.

To see the artist and the Barack O’ Lantern in the Dark in its fullness, JUMP

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Happy Days’ Ron Howard and Fonzie reunite after 25 years to endorse Barack Obama

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

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Sarah Palin - opens for Saturday Night Live - I think I like her

You see, I like her as a person. She’s funny, down-to-earth and simply real. I would love for her to have her own show and just fire away and have fun just like she did last night on Saturday Night Live…. but the VEEPEE thing, that’s way over her head. Other than that, she rocks.

Our future - Dancing with the Stars with Obama and Palin

I got this in an email today - and it was just too good not to post!  Bwahahaha!  Ang Obama, talagang graceful anatomy!!!  hahaha!!

In a semi-perfect world, there would be peace.  The economy would be booming.  The war would end.  Until then, we have to keep hoping.  And there is still hope.

In light of all the troubles we are all going through this time around, we should look at humour and cling to it with all our might.  We may be in this for the long haul.

Let’s hope not.

Have a great weekend all!

Chuva

Tina Fey on Sarah Palin: ‘If she wins, I’m done’

Tina Fey opens up about spoofing Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin on “Saturday Night Live!” “If she wins, I’m done. I can’t do that for four years. And by ‘I’m done,’ I mean I’m leaving Earth,” Fey tells TV Guide.

The “30 Rock” star says she’s taking her Palin impersonation week by week. “Election time is always good for [SNL] and this is a bonkers election. And that lady is a media star.”

Fey continues, “[Palin] is a fascinating person, she’s very likeable. She’s fun to play, and the two bits with Amy [Poehler], that was super fun.”

For more with Tina Fey, pick up the October 20th issue of TV Guide.

Source: ET ONLINE

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Bristol Palin’s Boyfriend Opens Up about Wedding Plans and Baby

Bristol Palin’s boyfriend and baby’s father Levi Johnston responds to reports of being forced into a shotgun wedding. “None of that’s true,” Johnston told The Associated Press. “We both love each other. We both want to marry each other. And that’s what we are going to do.”

The 18-year-old says marriage has always been in the cards for the couple. “We were planning on getting married a long time ago with or without the kid,” he said. “That was the plan from the start.”

Levi is looking forward to his summer wedding and his new journey into fatherhood! “I’m excited to have my first kid. It’s going to be a lot of hard work but we can handle it.”

He adds about having a son, “I’m going to take him hunting and fishing. He’ll be everywhere with me.”

As for who he’s routing for in this Presidential election — Levi says Barack Obama seems like a “good guy” but his support lies with John McCain and Sarah Palin!

“I just hope she wins,” he said. “She’s my future mother-in-law. She better win.”

Source: ET ONLINE

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How Low Can They Go?!

At a Sarah Palin rally in Johnstown, Pennsylvania - a man was caught with a stuffed toy monkey with the OBAMA sign on its forehead.  He did this until he noticed that a camera was pointing at him, at which point he removed the sticker, crumpled it in his hand and gave the toy to a young boy watching the rally on his father’s shoulders.

Clearly however, the man was proud and aware of what he was doing…

Watch the VIDEO after the JUMP

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Love Love the SPOOF! Sarah Palin / Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live

Sarah Palin’s Yahoo email account hacked.

I heard on the news that Sara Palin’s Yahoo account that she uses for work was hacked.  My oh my!  It was claimed by “ANONYMOUS”, the hackers well known for hacking the Youtube accounts connected to the Church of Scientology.

I have to be very honest here.  If anyone hacks into my email account, lots and lots of secrets will be exposed.  Whew!  I’m glad I’m not running for VP.  Hehe!

Scary though ay?